SO since some people only come here only for my fics and word pr0n (hello perverted lurkers! :D), I decided, out of the kindness of my heart, to organize all of them into one easy post so you guys don't have to dig through all of my other moronic fandom stuff (even though I sometimes give reason why I'm not updating, ex: work trip). So here it is, all nice and lined up and waiting for you to read 'em!

And I will always update this when a new fic is posted, so no worries!

EDIT: I have a fic community now (mostly because my ego couldn't fit in one journal XD)!! HOWEVER, not everything will be moved over there. A few drabble exercises, discontinued fics, AATP, and stuff that I'm not particularly fond of will remain in this journal and if I remember I'll still be slapping links onto this posts that'll lead you to the community.
So remember to friend/watch/bookmark/lurk/stalk this community for all the goodies!:
heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike

( This way to all the fanfics!~ ♥ )

I just realized: I pimped my story to all the comms but not to my own journal. MY OWN JOURNAL, HUNG OUT TO DRYYYY. (CALL CHILD JOURNAL PROTECTION SERVICES ON ME FOR JOURNAL NEGLECT!)

And and, I have a million stories and places I've been to tell you guys about... but A Hard Day's Night is on so I'll save that for later. xD (I also have music, so remind me guys!~)

BUT I WILL SAY

sammywhatammy AND acaciabrown ARE THE SHIT. THE SEXY SHIT.

Now ficcage:

Title: What Would Jesus Do?
Rating: M
Genre: AU, Drama, Romance, Angst, with a dash of Humour
Pairings: SasuNaru / NaruSasu, some ShikaChouji, SakuIno, GaaNejiGaa
Summary: After coming out of the closet, Naruto’s parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie.

FF.net link: Hurr.

LJ link: 'N hurr.

SHE LIVES!!!
'SUP?

TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH, AMIRITE? But you know, this whole coming-back-from-the-dead thing has made me kinda hungry.
Will write for brains? ♥

No, but in srs business, I'm really sorry I disappeared. Again. Real life is unbelievably crazy, which is why in the past I never bothered to have an online life because I always end up abusive and neglective towards it. Which is coincidentally why the government will probably never let me handle children. Ever.

But I'll give you guys the non-TL;DR version: basically found out I shouldn't have made my hobby my career, ended up with a horrible cocaine addiction trying to make impossible deadlines, had my engagement (that I just realized I never announced on el-jay, lol) break off, dropped out of college, went back to live with my parents and be with people that love me, had an enlightening stint in rehab, and right when I got out... hurricane Ike hit. We went without power for a week which ended up being oddly relaxing and when it got boring I found my brother's old stash of Maxim and tit-filled zines. SCORE. Now I'm mostly just looking for another college since I think I was always meant to go into nutrition and natural medicine but it just took me a while to figure out. Uh, well, and there was some other stuff too, but that's basically all you need to know since I'm tired and LOOK AT THIS PARAGRAPH.
Sorry for the eye-sore, folks!


In "yay party!" news: OH GOD YES THE ELECTION IS ALMOST OVER. YESYESYES.
SO. SICK. OF. THIS. SHIT.

And to everyone's comments that didn't answer: sorry. D: I'm currently working on catching up with things (and systematically reading everything transient_words has posted since my absence), so I promise I'm trying to be more attentive. ♥

AND SINCE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO AWESOMETACULAR, I've decided to post the first part of the next WWJD? chapter here, unfriend-locked and everything. It's only like three pages and still needs work, but hopefully it'll be enough to remind you the fic still exists and I still love on it from time to time? :'D
Also, if the betas on my f-list see this entry, will you please let me know if you're still willing to work with me? If you don't answer with a yay or nay then I'll email to see if you're still on-board.

FIC SNIPPET IS HERE--( NO REALLY, IT IS. READ ME PLS? (There's a NSFW scene in the beginning, fyi.) )

I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

So in other words: I had a pretty bitchin' birthday/birth-week. xD SORRY THERE'S NO CHAPTER THIS TIME!! I was planning on it, but my computer died... and well, I'll explain and give awesome party details when it doesn't feel like a Loony Tunes anvil just landed on my head.

♥♥~

So, there's something that my reviewers have been doing a lot lately that I feel really needs to be addressed.

DEAR REVIEWERS:

You don’t have to hide behind anonymous every time you give me critique. Hell, I like constructive criticism because it helps me to improve and helps me to see my weaknesses. Just because you tell me you think I’m being long-winded or worded something awkwardly doesn’t mean I’m going to start frothing at the mouth and leap out of the computer screen and bite you. SRSLY GUYS, AM I REALLY THAT SCARY? xD I know I've posted reviews in my journal and laughed at them before but those were only two flames (well, one was a pseudo-flame that I was confused as to why they even posted it), which are different from critique. Okay, and I admit it, I probably should have f-locked them from the beginning and I apologise if those bothered anyone, my bad.

But keep in mind (and this is something that I feel EVERY reviewer should learn especially since I know it took me a while to learn D:):

There's a difference between constructive criticism vs. criticism vs. flame. And if you're one of those people who have a hard time differentiating between them, then I recommend reading this old stellar guide that was written a while ago here.

I like to experiment sometimes; sometimes it comes out awesome… and other times it comes out as some horrible purple prose that goes on for a page and a half talking about mashed potatoes. But I’m just some bum on the internet (that just so happens to be an art student, so I’m used to daily thrashings of my work) and I’ll probably agree with you. So what if I don’t though, it’s not that big of a deal and I might gently/politely try to say why I don’t agree, but I most definitely won’t criticize you or get angry.

HOWEVER, please do not take this as an excuse to start blindly flaming and insulting me, or as me saying “DON’T REVIEW IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CRITQUE, RAWR.” Really, I’m just happy knowing people actually read and like what I write, so you don’t need to apologise if you can’t formulate essay-length reviews. I love all of my reviews; even the incoherent ones where I have no idea wtf you’re saying, but I at least know you like it and that’s all I need.

TL;DR: Feel free to critique me, I promise I won’t eat you for it.

Alright? Cool, now high-fives all around!~ ♥♥♥

LOVE, LOVE, AND MORE LOVE,

Bike.

EDIT: ( MOAR! )

Hope all of you have had a glorious day. :] FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ABOUT IT, Y/Y?

Tagged by acaciabrown~

01. Compose a list of YOUR top ten sexiest famous men women.
02. Collect one picture of each guy girl on your list.
03. Post them in your journal.
04. Tag five people to do the same.

klajsdlkfj UGH THIS WAS HARD TO CHOOSE. There are too many women I swoon over and I had no idea how I wanted to order them so... D: And oh God, please bare with me if my reasoning for liking them sounds lame. I usually end up leering too much and my brain turns to mush. :'D

( WARNING: SORT OF NWS AND SOME BIG PICTURES. )

I TAG YOU! YES, DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU THERE!

HOLY CRAP IT'S A GHOST FROM LJ'S PAST--oh wait, it's just Bike. Yeah, I definitely need to learn to start using my friends page. :'D But lately I've had more free time to hermit it up, so that means more fandom time all around!~

Also, I actually have a steady girlfriend now. OH NO, WAIT, PLEASE DON'T LET THAT DISSUADE YOU FROM FLINGING YOUR PANTIES AT ME! D:

But yeah, I've recently moved in with her AND MAN, HER NEIGHBORS ARE INSANE. I didn't see ANY of them since I started dating her like 3 months ago, and when I finally caught a glimpse of them smoking and hanging around the apartment playground at like 3am, by the time I was able to grab my Malbros and rush down to see them they were gone. sdlkafjsldkfj MAYBE THAT WASN'T CIGARETTE SMOKE, MAYBE IT WAS A WITCH'S BREW OR SOME SHIT lol whut? idk, dude The other people I've seen maybe twice likes to play Mexican music loud enough for the local cemetery to fiesta to.

God, these neighbors make me miss the dude that used to live above me that had more beer than water and took like 50 showers everyday. :< WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MOVE SHOWER-SAN, YOU WERE SO COOL.

Uh, but anyway.

LULZ, EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ICON:

( I THINK OF CARD CRUSHER: )
AND AND IF YOU DIDN'T READ MY POST OF DESPERATION ON sasuxnaru , I'M LOOKING FOR EXTRA BETAS. SO, ANY TAKERS? ♥

HOLY CRAP, IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND ONLY 6 CHAPTERS?! Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I THINK I finally have more free time so I'll get on updating it more. :'D

Ughugh, and while this is mostly funny chapter, it made me queasy to write. Why? Partially because of all the research I've done, and partially because I know where it's going. DD: I WANT THEM TO JUST STAY HAPPY AND GAY FOREVER LSKJDAFLKDJF. Also, because people have been driving me up the wall asking this:

( <b>No, I am not using this fic to try and 'convert' people OR bash Christianity.</b> )
Title: What Would Jesus Do?
Rating: M
Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst, AU, etc.
Pairings: SasuNaru / NaruSasu, some ShikaChouji, SakuIno, GaaNejiGaa
Summary: After coming out of the closet, Naruto’s parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie.

(THIS WAY~)

Or Lj link: here
(Links to previous chapters at located at the bottom of the page.)

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

LIVING IN A LONEL;Y WORLD

TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHEREEE

IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUW

I LCAN FEEL YOUR POWER

YOUR JUST LIKE A PREAY

WANNA TAKE ME THERE

i think this i nthe best entry i've ever posted

EDIT: Ahahahaha, sorry for drunk!post everyone. I can't remember who all I commented/review replied but uh, SORRY FOR THAT TOO! xD
Even though I sort of secretly hoped I posted this on sasuxnaru instead.

HAY GUYS, long time no see! Man, sorry I took such a HUGE break between updates, but this chapter driving me and everyone around me legally insane. So I decided to just cut it in half again and wig out over the second half so you guys can at least read SOMETHING to know I haven't given up on it.

I apologize that it's not much, BUT HEY, at least it's something. ♥

Title: What Would Jesus Do?
Rating: M
Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst, AU, etc.
Pairings: SasuNaru / NaruSasu, some ShikaChouji, SakuIno, GaaNejiGaa
Summary: After coming out of the closet, Naruto’s religious parents decide to send him to a Christian boot camp for gays. But how’s the program supposed to work when even Jesus himself would fall head-over-heels for a certain raven-haired sex god? SasuNaru. AU.

(FOLLOW ME~)

Or Lj link: here


X-posted like a mofo.

HOKAY, so, anyone remember this this bad boy?

YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T UNTIL NOW. DDD:

BUT since I'm playing catch up in real life with all my school work and crap (I WORKED ON PC FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT, I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY ATTENTION SPAN TONIGHT), why not play catch up with fandom too?
So here's the first of many that I'll hopefully be spamming you guys with over the next couple of days.

And just FYI, I'm going in the order I wrote them down in rather than the order you guys requested them in, sorry! ♥ And plz to be forgiving if it isn't exactly high-quality since I'm writing these in class where--IRONICALLY--I don't think too good. XD;

HERE cafra~

Title: Sword Collector
Pairing: Suigetsu x Sasuke
Genre: Humor, Crack
Summary: In which Juugo realizes that Suigetsu's hobby has a double-meaning and Karin fumes.

( SASUKE'S GOOD WITH HIS SWORD~ )

And someone needs to draw Suigetsu as Fighter RIGHT NOW because the mental image of him with sword-chucks is AMAZING.

UGHHHHH I've been listening to these two songs constantly for the past two days for some reason.
No wait, by some reason I mean: Modest Mouse = ♥!!!

So I decided to to plague you guys with them too. ENJOY.

Modest Mouse - Dashboard

Modest Mouse - Tiny Cities Make of Ashes


And I REALLY, REALLY need to upload all the fics I've done recently since I had word diarrhea this morning and couldn't stop writing. XD; SOOO I'll be leaking them to you guys over the next couple of days (hopefully slajkf DON'T LET ME GET DISTRACTED, DAMNIT, FROM NOW ON I APPOINT YOU ALL BIKE WRANGLERS).

Oh, and I still have to upload a buttload of music. But I'm lazy, so later? :D;

BUUUUUUT, since I fell asleep listening to this song and woke up with a new plot bunny that won't fuck off, here's another song. <3

Regina Spektor - Oedipus

LOOK WHO'S STILL ALIVE AND KICKING~
I'm so, so sorry I've been doing a lot of disappearing acts lately!! D: I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR! DON'T DIVORCE ME!!!
And I know excuses are annoying and I don't want to go Kakashi on you guys, but I thought you deserved to know why I haven't been answering anything until recently:

1.) I GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT!~♥ After I was able to chase down my nutty roommate who was going cross country on a Gray House bus we got all moved in and settled.
2.) Drama + tiny apartments + everyone being on their rag at the same time when there's no Midol or chocolate in the house = BAD. I learned this the hard way. I just finished stacking the pantry full of enough chocolate cookies and candies to give Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold a heart attack.
3.) After me apologizing 3948239084x times and doing a giant painting and charcoal drawing of her face and giving it to her, we made up from our little lovers spat and are still happily married. <3
4.) My sexy leg lamp broke. I'm currently in mourning. DD: R.I.P.: YOU WILL ALWAYS HOBBLE THROUGH MY MEMORY.
5.) School just started up again so I've been busy meeting new people and working my fanny off.
6.) For some reason my art has been really friggin' amazing for the past month so I've been elbow deep in paints basking in the glow of not sucking.

HONESTLY, I have no idea when I'll have the free time to start writing and crashing everyone's entries again, but just know you're in my perverted thoughts~

And to make up for abandoning you guys, I'm going to upload a shit load of music for you. So just let me know what genre you'd like more of and I'll hook you up! :D (but no country; the only country I have is Johnny Cash)

BIKE + LJ
4EVER ♥

HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGOSTICK
I'M IN THE U.S. AGAIN?
AND SPEAKING ENGLISH?
AND ACTUALLY NOT DRUNK?!!?
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT, SURELY YOU JEST!

But wait, it's true! I'm baaaaack!! :DDD ♥♥ I have a buttload of adventures and Brazil-ly things to talk about... but it's late, and my brain and my liver are finally working together to have their revenge on me for drowning them in alcohol every day for almost a month. DX;

First though, a few annoncements:
1. I have the next few chapters of WWJD written, but one of them I wrote while I was half-asleep as well as half-sober and kept switching between English, Portuguese, and Italian while I was writing so I'll have to go back and type them up, translate them, and make sure then actually make sense before even thinking about shipping them off to be beta'd. So basically hang tight, they'll come... eventually. XD
2. I might be beginning (again: MIGHT) my next multi-chapter fic soon. I'm proud to say that it's a sort-of collab with the lovely and multi-talented acaciabrown, but mostly it's a gift to her since she spoils me rotten. D: <3 (sorry Arcane, I promise I'll get to our ficcy eventually :[ )
Don't worry though, WWJD always takes top priority. But this means that updates will be crawling in at snails pace.
3. I AM SO FUCKING GLAD THAT sasuxnaru NOW HAS TAGS + REAL MEMORIES. FINALLY.

So long story short is I'm home again, I'll update soon (but I need a day or two to recover since the SECOND I got off the plane I had people calling me and showing up at my doorstep to drag me off to IHOP or some shit DX), and uh... apparently I have around 300 voice mails I have to check, JOY.

That is all. ♥

Just a quick notice:

I will be in another country from today to the 27th. I'll try to check my email from time to time since I'll be staying at a friends house during a good portion of my time there, but just incase I don't, just know that I'll respond to everything when I get back. Hopefully I'll have new art + writing when I return since I plan on writing the whole time on the plane!! :Db
AND UH... I REALLY SHOULD'VE STARTED PACKING EARLIER INSTEAD OF AN HOUR BEFORE MY PLANE LEAVES LKSAJDFLSJD SHITSHIT.

MASTERING THE ART OF SPEED PACKING-

Bikearoni. ♥

;O; I'll miss you!! (Especially you shini_chii, my beautiful new bride!!~~ <3333)

So, apparently it's impossible for me to do anything fandom related whenever I have RL stuff on my mind. Seriously, internet life and real life are like two wires that should never cross. It's like I have two lives.
I feel like I should be on Oprah or something for it.

"THE SECRET LIFE OF FANBRATS"

The ratings would be through the roof. <3

BUT ANYWAY, since I'll still be on hiatus for a bit since my schedule is about as full as it can be and I didn't feel like stealing anyone's meme, I decided to make a meme. There's probably one out there like it, but oh well, don't tell me about it and ruin my glory moment.

Since memes are basically all about, well, mememe, I want you to tell me 5 facts about yourself. It can be your hobbies, things that have happened in your past that've made you who you are, stupid stuff, things you did when you were little, WHATEVER! I just want to get to know you guys a bit better. <3 Oh, and you're more than welcome to do over 5 things (especially since I probably will).

I'll start~

( WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF, UNF~ )

PS- There's a good chance I'll start friend-locking this baby from now on since my mum found it. DDD: YEAH MUM, I GET IT. AND DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP THE FACT THAT I WRITE GHEY PORN AT FAMILY GATHERINGS.
....Actually, go ahead, I'm dying to see nana's reaction to it. XD
BUT QUIT CALLING ME AND LEAVING ME VOICE MAILS LAUGHING AT ME ABOUT IT. SRSLY. YOU SUCK.

Love you!!! xoxoxoxo ♥♥♥

Oh, and btw mum, I'm marrying shini_chii. Start planning the wedding~

PSS- Lolol why does my mood dude look asian for 'chipper'??

*CRAWLS INTO THE NEAREST DITCH AND DIES*

Ughhhh what the hell, yesterday my throat felt like someone was trying to strangle me from the inside and this morning I wake up to find my throat fucking bleeding. Jesus body, you need to get your act together. Tighten up security, get more defense, tell my immune system to stop sleeping on the job, do SOMETHING that shows I take good care of you. Dx; You're making me look bad.

BRONCHITIS =/= YAY.

But ah well, I guess that means I'll be in bed for the next couple of days and if my meds don't knock me out then hopefully I'll get some ficcage write...age in. :Db

You all probably thought I abandoned you didn't you?? D: I'm sorry I'm such a dead-beat dad LJ buddy. There's this thing I have called a social life that's been eating all of my time. Yes, yes, I know, it's unbelievable, BUT TRUFAX.

Oh, and since I didn't want to take over elspethelf's comment section: acaciabrown- NO WAI, I'LL SHOUT ABOUT OUR YOUTHFUL LOVE FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS!!~ She'll have to work for your loveee. Plus she could always join in, yanno. ;D Ahahahahha so now I'm the other woman?? Badass. XDD

So, good job me. You've had your fic community for what, one minute, and you've already confused it for your real LJ and accidentally fucked with your Sasuhulk html?? LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNAR.

Ughhh, I'll fix the codes later, but for now Sasuhulk is being swallowed by the dark background. ;0; *insert your own "Sasuke is in darkness" joke here, because I know you will.... yew corn balls.*

BUT ANYWAY... finally caved and got myself a fic community. Why? Because I sometimes forget to update my fic page... thing, post way more crap than I should, and abuse my tags like nobody's business so it'll make it easier one you guys to find the fic you're looking for. Plus it makes me feel important. :D

So, I recommend everyone that lurks here and only uses me to get to my fics to friend/bookmark/stalk this community:

heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike
heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike heeyitsyourbike

*total whore-age*
I won't move WWJD? over there though until I can find someone willing to read over the first 2 chapters for typos and whatnot first since I want to pretty it up before sending it off to its new home.


I'll still probably post challenges, the REALLY, REALLY pointless drabbles/fics (ex: Surgeon General's Warning) here instead of over at the community just because, and I'll still post flames, posts whoring out the fics and including my commentary/info about them, memes, info on why the hell it's taking me so long to do something, and whatever over here and TRY to start commenting more (but I always say this *FAILS* D:).

So hey, just because I'm finally organized doesn't me you have to unfriend me here!!! Right guys? ...Guys? D:



In other news: WTF I went up to help my friend powerwash their roof today and there were arrows EVERYWHERE (like the kind you buy for a crossbow). It looked like an epic battle took place up there or something. XDDD