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| User: | heeythatsmybike (12240618)
Prose Before Hoes
Microsoft word, yo.
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| Name: | Bike |
| Website: | Short-Winded Tall Tales |
| Location: | Baltimore, Maryland, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1987-04-12 |
| E-mail: | | heeythatsmybike | @ | yahoo.com |
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LJ Talk:
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| heeythatsmybike | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  NarutoPassedWind (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  heeythatsmybike (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | 
But you can just call me Bike. ♥
| WHO'S YOUS?! |
I'm a neglectful ho and am never on LJ. Or anything. Except maybe drugs. If you're awesome, I'll probably ask to have your internet babies and then run off without ever paying e-child support. I'm addicted to boobies. They make my IQ drop 100 points and I just laskdflksjadf. And that's just when I think about them. This was meant to be my strictly fandom-only journal, but since my main fandom is my real life that plan backfired. I play drums, but I'd rather bang you ♥. I'm a professional procrastinator and take forever and a day to get anything done, so if I told you when I'd update stuff, I LIED. I'm happily married to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) shini_chii♥. But I'm an internet polygamist, so bring on the marriage proposals. I'm a bit kooky, but considering the fact that I'm currently working on becoming a surrealist artist and paint crazy shit all the time, it's expected. I ship everything. Seriously, everything. So please don't be a drama llama and start pairing brawls in my journal.
MAKE PAIRING LOVE, NOT WAR~~
I friend back everyone.
BUT IF YOU SHARE MY GAI AND SAI LOVE, IT WILL MAKE ME DO THIS:
My main fandoms are: Naruto, Avatar, Dexter, CSI Las Vegas, House, Scrubs, Claymore, Torchwood, Doctor Who.
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| Layout profile code thanks to ReversesCollide |
NIGGA STOLE ME.
Sai x Penis = OTP!
Heather Tenten is sneaky, secret spy, my plans always backfire on me... uh, love.
Prince EricXGaiXAladdin is Perfect teeth, strong chin, big nose, thick eyebrowed black haired Neji can join love.
Spock/Gai is logical yet emotional love. ..With similar hair.
acaciabrown WAS RIGHT. DD:
Thanks to snubicons and for my layout coding and my lovely seme tekla for the banner!!!
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| Memories: | 75 entries |
| Interests: | 150: abnormal psychology, accents, alcohol, alternate universes, anachronisms, andy warhol, aqua teen hunger force, art, assassins, avoiding work, bad puns, being punny, bella/death = otp, bisexuality, bondage, buddhism, captain john hart, cat power, ch347 makes naruto!yaoi canon, chapstick lesbians, clothes, comics, conan o'brien, concerts, conversion therapy, crack, crossovers, cucumber/carrot/onion, cursing, curves, dancing, death note, dirty rockstars, doctor who, doujinshi, drabbles, drawing, drinking, drugs, drums, eager nipples, edging, edward cullen/a disco ball, euphemisms, europe, every damn naruto character, eyeliner, family, fanart, fanfiction, friends, fun, gai being sexy, gai pwning the world, gauged ears, gay marriage, gay ninjas, gay rights, girl on girl, god, gundam wing, hair, hippies, homosexuality, hugs, human rights, humor, insomnia, internet, jack snogging ianto, janis joplin, japan, jazz hands, jim morrison, jiraiya's spirit fingers, john hart's poodle love, kishimoto's nipple-phobia, laughing, lee getting ladies, lipstick lesbians, loling at purple prose, loveology, motorcycles, music, my vagina is not-a-flower, narusasu, naruto, naruto's obsession with sasuke, ninjas, orange, painting, pairing love, people, photography, pianos, piercings, pirates, plugs, pop art, post-it notes, psychology, pumping gas in high-heels, reading, regina spektor, rilo kiley, sai, sai sexing everyone, sai's cucumber, sainarusasu, sakura being a badass, sasuke being molested, sasuke's moobs, sasuxnaru, sexuality, shoes, shounen ai, smiling, smut, snuggling, spirituality, starbucks, surrealism, surreality, tattoos, tea, teases, temari/every girl ever, the beatles, the cure, the doors, the dresden dolls, the velvet underground, tofu, torchwood, tosh's sexy breasts, transsexual transvestite transylvanians, uchihas are onions theory, v for vendetta, van gogh, vegans, vegetarians, video games, wincest, woodstock, writing, yaoi, yoga, you, yuri, zombies |
| Friends: | | 95: | 1957, _emewd_, acaciabrown, aethakitten, amoralambiguity, arcanetheorem, askerian, beachan18, blackstardragon, bloodred4_0, bokuwashinigami, britneylaws, cafra, cavalleria, centimetre, chibibble, coffee_roolz, compagnie, demon_vampirate, doctor_beat, dollhouse__x, dragon_agility, eerisedda, elegiac_eden, elspethelf, equinoxe_13, eruferu, evercool, fai_bluekitty, ffw_sarge, gonrie, harumi_san, heeythatsmybike, hikari_ishtar, hiryuurei, horrorshow_fire, ilandere123, innerve, its_dei_chan_un, jaidesu, joyinthedance, kiradesu, kohikari, kone_chan, kurenai_yuukaku, llivla, loika, luffxpress, me2ujus4free, mitsunoriko, morespecial, mtshy, n0_osai, nao_angel, napkindoodler, onirei_kirara, pacificpikachu, pandarosi, phix_me_up, propelledjimmy, quasianpride, questofdreams, rokudaimeyo, ryokophoenix, sakanda, sammywhatammy, sasunaruotp09, satsuzai, shankthespine_x, shini_chii, shiruartist, sin017, smileforthem08, sollunar, sorrow_reimi, spicykimchisoup, starfreckled, tekla, telosmin, the_bean_ninja, theash, thepinkangel, tiedbyyourhands, tirra_lirra_89, tooloony, tootsdgaf, transient_words, trinavanhawkins, tsunekipanda, twirlingleaves, usatrunks, vineyardfox, yaoifan_sakura, ylmik_wisty, zelly_21 |  | 24: | _lesbian_ninjas, chainedheart_dn, chuunin, daily_yuri, dyedhair, fanficrants, gravi_icons, iheartregina, kinky_torchwood, lemontreeparade, naruto_fanworks, narutoficawards, narutoyaoi, naruxsasu, naughty_ninjas, news, reginasongclaim, retro__sex, sasunaru, sasuxnaru, sasuxsui, shoebox_project, vintage_sex, wtf_review |
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| Friend of: | 89: 1957, _emewd_, acaciabrown, aethakitten, arcanetheorem, askerian, beachan18, blackstardragon, bloodred4_0, bokuwashinigami, britneylaws, cafra, cavalleria, centimetre, chibibble, coffee_roolz, compagnie, demon_vampirate, doctor_beat, dollhouse__x, dragon_agility, eerisedda, elspethelf, equinoxe_13, eruferu, evercool, fai_bluekitty, ffw_sarge, gonrie, harumi_san, heeythatsmybike, hikari_ishtar, hiryuurei, horrorshow_fire, hunygrl45, ilandere123, innerve, its_dei_chan_un, joyinthedance, kohikari, kone_chan, kurenai_yuukaku, llivla, loika, luffxpress, mallrats2007, me2ujus4free, mitsunoriko, morespecial, mtshy, n0_osai, nao_angel, napkindoodler, onirei_kirara, pandarosi, phix_me_up, propelledjimmy, quasianpride, questofdreams, rokudaimeyo, ryokophoenix, sakanda, sammywhatammy, sasunaruotp09, satsuzai, shankthespine_x, shini_chii, shiruartist, sin017, smileforthem08, sollunar, sorrow_reimi, spicykimchisoup, starfreckled, tekla, the_bean_ninja, theash, tiedbyyourhands, tirra_lirra_89, tooloony, tootsdgaf, transient_words, trinavanhawkins, tsunekipanda, usatrunks, vineyardfox, yaoifan_sakura, ylmik_wisty, zelly_21 |
| Member of: | 29: beachans_recs, chainedheart_dn, chuunin, daily_yuri, darklydexter, dexter_fanfic, dn_yaoi, eternal_nights, fandom_counts, fanficrants, gravi_icons, heeyitsyourbike, kinky_torchwood, kuroxfai, lecollage, lemontreeparade, marry_a_ljuser, naruto_fanworks, narutoyaoi, naruxsasu, quillofferings, reginasongclaim, retro__sex, sasunaru, sasuxnaru, sasuxsui, sns_ficsearch, vintage_sex, wtf_review |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
